Dear University of Iowa Adminstrators,

My only semester at The University of Iowa was made cut-short due to a “setback” I’ll help explain away in this letter; firstly, thank you for allowing me this opportunity to tell you about myself, my current circumstances, and my goals & ambitions as a student & individual. As it stands, it is the school of my dreams!

I was approved a medical withdrawal from the Spring (2021) semester, during which working from home proved unbearably not in my favor (not how I feel now that I’ve set up a workstation that is my ideal place to be in general). As you may recall, the first wave of the Covid pandemic hit around that time, and I just so happened to be navigating through the terms and conditions of a contract I had signed with the CIA as of Feb., 2020 (right before the pandemic) but had no choice but to uphold, at that time, (thus by not earning credits, I was making good on my progress with The Agency; despite how that may seem to the university, please accept my apologies for not me showing more proof on this part of this matter).

I’m sorry that my GPA had a bit of a deterioration after that point, during the Spring of 2020 it was on its way upward as I had done so well in college that I de facto had actually peaked in life. Meaning, it was now or never for the agencies who had heard things about my prodiginous ways growing up; my mental faculties and intellectual security had peaked as an engineering mind who has made many mathematical breakthroughs since. But, so long as you do not ask that I hurry up and graduate and leave the school “willy-nilly” I have decided as of today, that I will serve you–I am very capable and motivated, highly motivated to improve this low GPA currently held with the University–But, even more important, I’m 100% capable of up-holding my promise to admissions to raise the school’s recently fallen ranking.

I was accepted to the college of libral arts and sciences in order to publish my highly original and quite cool, applied mathematics, that may be strong enough of a research case-and-point per force premise to do just that.

On a personal level (an insider note): My day to day does not revolve around mental health struggles these days. Thus, I would appreciate your understanding that I have no documentation to share on this front. The only thing that technically may be of some concern is finances, but I’m working on it. I may end up getting monetized on my YouTube channel, where I made good on my goal as a cinema major at the university. I successfully directed (and starred, as the lead) in the film I wrote and produced on my own. The movie is known by most fans as “All Memories Are (Essentially) False!” (2025). It currently has about a thousand views on Recast The Poly Math.–I consider it a masterpiece! So it similarly goes without saying, I’d be very grateful if the school would please truth me again with regards to making good on my promises, please give me this opportunity to prove myself in the field I already spend hours each day creatively applying (that of Applied Mathematics), I simply feel like a bit of a loser when I literally have no reason to leave the house; I even order my groceries over the internet and family is usually able to pick it up.

Ulimately, if the school is okay with me committing to doing a part-time enrollment this upcoming semester, (exactly 2 classes on the same days, about 2 or 3 times a week), I promise I will not only land perfect scores (most of the time), I will also immediately jump into finding someone to review my Mathematical Paradigm called “Ivankovian Recast”–I shall prove my work with Mathematical percesion and effectiveness to the point of certainty, serving to show proof of myself on the most advanced level and to effectively enrich your beautiful university if you only allow me to be a lead, in which both of us are worthy of much acclaim and shall continue consistly moving up!